Reasons you should NEVER marry a medical doctor:

1. Always busy

2. Hard to impress, doctors have seen it all

3. Unless you are critically ill, don’t expect any medical attention

4. If you are a jealous person, you will have hard time with the attention your spouse doctor gets

5. A doctor almost always brings some work home

6. Their work almost always comes first, so be ready for divorce if you are going to be a distraction

7. Most of your dates and outings will be cancelled

8. You will call and text with no answer back

9. You don’t want to touch a doctor’s cell phone, you don’t know where it has been

10. You can’t fake being sick to get some attention